Befriend someone who is in walking distance and has a pet.
I am such a shut in and I do not have a job yet and I’m really socially anxious (especially having just moved to this city) ;;; but I would love to have friends … especially ones with pets ………. that are in walking distance ………
if you live in sydney, australia, you’re more than welcome to come pet my dog - he’s mucho friendly and loves cuddles :)
lOUD CRYING I would love that, hell, I’d love to visit Australia period … alas, I’m in Portland, Oregon.
I really need some animals in my life like
I haven’t pet a dog or cat in probably twoish months and it’s deeply upsetting
We can’t have pets in our apt either :’( I want a cat so bad hfhflfskdlk
I’ve heard that circumcised penises are quite common in the US and Canada, Australia, which could be why there are more references for them. They’re much rarer in many other countries around the world.
They are quite common. I wanted to try and convey this, but I was too out of it, so thank you for putting it into coherent sentences for me!
Are you aware that the word “dick” appears seven times in this post? Just thought you might be interested.
I’d sort of wondered, thought someone might think to count them. I thank you for it.
Anonymous said: Why do people only draw cut dicks ... like...
??? I drew uncut dicks too ??? granted, not as many, but like … it’s probably because the large majority of references (at least in my preliminary search) are for cut dicks
regardless, all dicks will get equal attention from me because a dick is a dick is a dick
instead of sleeping I stayed up and practiced drawing dicks
sees stagestuck getting notes on my dash again
this is it
this is my legacy
a comic that is literally just x-rated interspecies xeno homestuck sex wrought with mediocre anatomy and lots and lots of troll jizz
that looks like blood
to the paladin that, in ranked play, at rank 13, just blessing of might’d my defender of argus, and gave me lethal
news on homestuck like
I just fought two golden heroes back to back in ranked on hearthstone
I won both matches with the shaman midrange deck I made today, and got to rank 14 for the first time.
This deck is sO SATISFYING